Put one object in even light, record a full slow circle with the object centered, about thirty seconds per lap, plus a second lap higher or lower. Blur, the object leaving frame, partial arcs, cuts and dark footage are sent back. Ten per contributor, from a global base strongest in Southeast Asia, the United States and Europe, so the objects are the long tail of household things. No poses or segmentations; structure-from-motion recovers poses well on this input. A slow orbit is the cheapest input to photogrammetry, NeRF and Gaussian splatting: one clip yields an asset; commercial 3D libraries cover branded goods, and the plastic stool, rice cooker and local snack packet are rarely in them.